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Mustache race! 

(via facesofunsolvedmysteries)

Mustache race! 


My pitch to Disney

Chihuahua is a movie.  Disney needs help.  What’s your movie idea?  Here are mine.

 The Suite Life of Zach & Cody, The Movie: Twins in Dubai

Precocious youngsters Zach and Cody are at it again! A visiting Saudi Prince purchases the twins’ cabaret singing mother, and moves the family to his new 6-star 300 story mega-resort in the oil rich Arab Emirate. Can the boys negotiate the strict tenants of Muslim law without losing any appendages? It’ll be 60 lashes of laughter on this wild ride! 

The Jesus and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Chain Gang

It’s a case of mistaken INDEMNITY for these two when the girls think they can get away with playing “The Most Dangerous Game” just because they are in Myanmar. They find out that murder for sport is still murder, even under junta law! It’s off to the work-farm to await execution for two Beverly Hills starlets. After a sincere prayer vigil Our Lord helps the girls break rocks, and hard prison guard hearts, in a romantic comedy for the ages. 

Sauerkraut a la Consumatron: Sauerkraut with pureed tomatoes over oyster crackers with corn and peas baked with eggs and cheese

Sauerkraut a la Consumatron: Sauerkraut with pureed tomatoes over oyster crackers with corn and peas baked with eggs and cheese


Otis

Otis


Otis

Otis